Drive by birthday singing

or should it be hit and run? I will let you decide

We all know they exist, we don't all go to them, but they are...
those chain restaurants with wait staff that feel compelled to sing happy birthday, or some other annoying birthday song that they pull out of their ass, whenever somebody says it is somebody else's birthday.

For the 2 weeks before, and after my birthday, i flat out refuse to go to these establishments with friends. I can't trust em.
Last time i went, i flipped off the entire wait staff. it felt good.
I also left no tip. They ruined my meal.

On the flip side, i figure that i can use the annoying birthday song thing to my advantage.
We have all gone places where there was some really loud obnoxious person sitting somewhere, well away from us, that distrubed the whole restaurant.

From now on, i will be telling the hostess that the obnoxious idiots name is Dick, and it's his birthday. I will claim that i work with him, know him, is his neighbor, whatever, just as long as they sing Happy Birthday Dick! in front of the whole restaurant.